I like you a lot. Your free shipping, your customer service, the fact that you carry brands like Frye, Hunter, Clarks, Diesel, Sperrys, Pink Studio, Puma, and that you gave a $500 gift card as a contest prize. You have a good heart, you do. Also, ever since I began watching Project Runway, I have my own Tim Gunn in my head who says, "Use your wall of Piperlime accessories, people," whenever I shop on your site, which is fun. But...listen,...now that I have my own Project Runway budget, I've taken a step back from the trees to take a look at the forest, and I am having second thoughts about our relationship. Like, what is your style aesthetic, exactly? I spent ages shopping around Piperlime and, I don't mean to harsh the buzz on our blooming relationship, but most of your products are, well, haphazard. Did you ever notice that you have, like, 17 very slightly different versions of the same item? Now, don't look at this as a heartless criticism. Look at this as me trying to make this relationship work, and since I was not accepted for the hour long Dallas "chat" about how to make Piperlime better, this is the only way.
|This is ugly and synthetic. Why does this cost $132?|