Tuesday, September 14, 2010

A Limerick

There once was a Lady named Gaga,
Well-known for her shocking bravada.
At this year's VMAs,
She did crave Dijonnaise
Her dress was of pure Sopressata.

This is what the VMAs have reduced me to.  Curse you, Gaga!  In my next blog post: The Return to Pretty: Our Only Hope. 


Louise said...

This is the best thing I've read all week! Brava, Meg!

Meghan McNally said...

Aw, shucks.

This proves
1) what the insanity has driven me to.
2) most things sound brilliant-er as a limerick.

Angelie said...

*Applause* I wonder how it would work if you wrote a clerihew with her real name?

Meghan McNally said...

Darn you, Angel, for your ability to make me run to the dictionary and for inspiring the desire to write bizarre and obscure poetry forms.